Babel
While attempting to make Sisko a better cup of coffee, O’Brien manages to doom the station and all of its occupants. Turnips buttocks tractors wheel nostril dance conflagration.
Tagged: Quark
Q-Less
Picard’s old flame shows up on DS9 looking to sell some trinkets and give Q the slip. Because it’s a small galaxy after all.
Move Along Home
Quark cheats some new aliens at a game of chance and the producers are forced to go all-in on a crazy, TOS-style script.
The Nagus
The leader of the Ferengi arrives on the station, presenting Quark with both opportunity and danger. Meanwhile, Jake and Nog take part in an after school special.
