Hello Alpha Quadrant!
Who am I? Why am I here? Why are you here? What are we doing? Will there be snacks? Some of these questions will be answered herein.
Category: Season 1
Emissary
Starfleet assigns command of a backwater outpost to a washed-up officer, but then a freaky wormhole appears and shit gets CRAAAAAZY.
Past Prologue
Kira’s boyfriend is back, which is kind of awkward because he’s still a terrorist. Lursa, B’Etor, and their cleavage show up for some reason.
A Man Alone
When a long-term adversary of Odo’s is murdered, the locals grab their torches and pitchforks and demand some good ol’ space frontier justice. Meanwhile, Keiko O’Brien arrives and sets about ruining the life of every child on the station.
Babel
While attempting to make Sisko a better cup of coffee, O’Brien manages to doom the station and all of its occupants. Turnips buttocks tractors wheel nostril dance conflagration.
Captive Pursuit
O’Brien makes a new friend. Unfortunately, he’s marked for death. And he likes it that way.
Q-Less
Picard’s old flame shows up on DS9 looking to sell some trinkets and give Q the slip. Because it’s a small galaxy after all.
Dax
Jadzia Dax is put on trial for a crime she didn’t commit…or at least half of her definitely didn’t.
The Passenger
A dangerous prisoner dies during a shipboard fire, but his ghost is causing trouble on the station. And Odo gets his panties in a wad.
Move Along Home
Quark cheats some new aliens at a game of chance and the producers are forced to go all-in on a crazy, TOS-style script.
