Captive Pursuit
O’Brien makes a new friend. Unfortunately, he’s marked for death. And he likes it that way.
O’Brien makes a new friend. Unfortunately, he’s marked for death. And he likes it that way.
While attempting to make Sisko a better cup of coffee, O’Brien manages to doom the station and all of its occupants. Turnips buttocks tractors wheel nostril dance conflagration.
When a long-term adversary of Odo’s is murdered, the locals grab their torches and pitchforks and demand some good ol’ space frontier justice. Meanwhile, Keiko O’Brien arrives and sets about ruining the life of every child on the station.
Kira’s boyfriend is back, which is kind of awkward because he’s still a terrorist. Lursa, B’Etor, and their cleavage show up for some reason.
Starfleet assigns command of a backwater outpost to a washed-up officer, but then a freaky wormhole appears and shit gets CRAAAAAZY.
Who am I? Why am I here? Why are you here? What are we doing? Will there be snacks? Some of these questions will be answered herein.