If Wishes Were Horses
DS9’s crew has their dreams come true and it turns out to be a real pain in the ass.
DS9’s crew has their dreams come true and it turns out to be a real pain in the ass.
Jake and Nog turn a shipment of worthless condiments into a vast business empire, while Kira reluctantly embraces her new job hassling old coots.
O’Brien gets tapped to save a village with his loud Irish pipes, while Jake and Nog avert a possible civil war through the power of puppy love.
Bajor’s lady pope goes for a joyride with Sisko and crew, but ends up in the middle of a never-ending war. Kira comes to grips with her inner bitch.
One of Quark’s smuggling deals goes bad, resulting in a murder. Unfortunately for Odo, the untrustworthy killer might be the key to figuring out where he comes from.
The leader of the Ferengi arrives on the station, presenting Quark with both opportunity and danger. Meanwhile, Jake and Nog take part in an after school special.
Quark cheats some new aliens at a game of chance and the producers are forced to go all-in on a crazy, TOS-style script.
A dangerous prisoner dies during a shipboard fire, but his ghost is causing trouble on the station. And Odo gets his panties in a wad.
Jadzia Dax is put on trial for a crime she didn’t commit…or at least half of her definitely didn’t.
Picard’s old flame shows up on DS9 looking to sell some trinkets and give Q the slip. Because it’s a small galaxy after all.
O’Brien makes a new friend. Unfortunately, he’s marked for death. And he likes it that way.