Babel
While attempting to make Sisko a better cup of coffee, O’Brien manages to doom the station and all of its occupants. Turnips buttocks tractors wheel nostril dance conflagration.
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A Man Alone
When a long-term adversary of Odo’s is murdered, the locals grab their torches and pitchforks and demand some good ol’ space frontier justice. Meanwhile, Keiko O’Brien arrives and sets about ruining the life of every child on the station.
Past Prologue
Kira’s boyfriend is back, which is kind of awkward because he’s still a terrorist. Lursa, B’Etor, and their cleavage show up for some reason.
Emissary
Starfleet assigns command of a backwater outpost to a washed-up officer, but then a freaky wormhole appears and shit gets CRAAAAAZY.
Hello Alpha Quadrant!
Who am I? Why am I here? Why are you here? What are we doing? Will there be snacks? Some of these questions will be answered herein.
