Category: Season 1

Sisko and son

Emissary

Starfleet assigns command of a backwater outpost to a washed-up officer, but then a freaky wormhole appears and shit gets CRAAAAAZY.

Tahna and Kira

Past Prologue

Kira’s boyfriend is back, which is kind of awkward because he’s still a terrorist. Lursa, B’Etor, and their cleavage show up for some reason.

Odo confronts the mob

A Man Alone

When a long-term adversary of Odo’s is murdered, the locals grab their torches and pitchforks and demand some good ol’ space frontier justice. Meanwhile, Keiko O’Brien arrives and sets about ruining the life of every child on the station.

Confab in the infirmary

Babel

While attempting to make Sisko a better cup of coffee, O’Brien manages to doom the station and all of its occupants. Turnips buttocks tractors wheel nostril dance conflagration.

The hunters

Captive Pursuit

O’Brien makes a new friend. Unfortunately, he’s marked for death. And he likes it that way.

Q and Vash

Q-Less

Picard’s old flame shows up on DS9 looking to sell some trinkets and give Q the slip. Because it’s a small galaxy after all.

Dax, looking forlorn

Dax

Jadzia Dax is put on trial for a crime she didn’t commit…or at least half of her definitely didn’t.

Bashir gets choked

The Passenger

A dangerous prisoner dies during a shipboard fire, but his ghost is causing trouble on the station. And Odo gets his panties in a wad.

Move Along Home

Quark cheats some new aliens at a game of chance and the producers are forced to go all-in on a crazy, TOS-style script.